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Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Monday 18 May 2020
Friday 15 May 2020
Sabelli Fioretti's blog: Church and covid
As a child I attended Catholic Action (Azione Cattolica), I went to Mass every Sunday, I confessed and I took communion. Then, electrocuted on the road to Damascus, but in the opposite sense, I forgot everything, Church, religion, faith, priests, sacraments. Everything.
And I did well. I never regretted that choice. And even if I were to repent, the Church would promptly take the field to remind me not to make the mistake. Eight per thousand, tax evasion, ostentatious wealth, pedophilia, IOR, interference in politics. There has always been a great deal of reason to stay on this side of the Tiber. Every now and then there is a good pope, sometimes you meet healthy and just priests (I call them the pretacci). But in principle the Church remains an institution from which it is better to stay away.
It never disappoints us. Would you have imagined that the Church would oppose the rules of engagement with the coronavirus? Is it really so indispensable to go to mass endangering people’s health? Go! Everyone inside the churches to breathe poisonous bacilli. He says: all right but the host we take it with gloves! He says: but we will no longer exchange the sign of peace! He says: but we will respect the distances! And we will leave out those for whom there will be no room. I don’t believe in God. But if it does exist at this moment he is shaking his head murmuring to himself: But why did I create them so stupid?
Wednesday 13 May 2020
MAKKOX IN ENGLISH!!! - nursing day
Where would you like to go?
- right here, with you
12 may 2020
nursing day
Monday 11 May 2020
MAKKOX IN ENGLISH!!! - Carlo Sibilia
Carlo Sibilia
@carlosibilia
There are many Italian and foreign citizens who would be happy
to work in Italian farms.
- here, good Member Sibilia, collect me another 300
and load them on the truck over there
- but it’s fucking inhuman fatigue!
- at the beginning, then the contentment takes over
Makkox - 1 is worth 15 cents
Thursday 7 May 2020
MAKKOX IN ENGLISH!!! - matteo Salvini
Matteo Salvini
@matteosalvinimi
There is someone in the government who flirts with the Chinese communist dictatorship that sends thousands of opponents to die every year. Since that is a dictatorship, I try to be with freedom, the Atlantic Alliance, the West.
- Dimitri, do you think, Glovo, makes a delivery of Polonius to Gallarate?
- of course!
Makkox - remember amikij
Saturday 2 May 2020
MAKKOX IN ENGLISH!!! - no one saves themselves
labor day 1° may
the old man say he has been saved by the young and the young wonder if the good job of the old might have been foundamental for him...
👨🚒👩🔧👨🍳 https://t.co/mjLzld1vBh— makkox (@makkox) May 1, 2020
Tuesday 28 April 2020
@makkox
ho misurato. sono 368 metri.— makkox (@makkox) April 26, 2020
(audio on è meglio, ha un senso:) pic.twitter.com/24YwsT901z
Tuesday 21 April 2020
Monday 13 April 2020
makkox in english!!! - happy Easter
gl'ovo de pasqua :) pic.twitter.com/tWCkiSwkXK— makkox (@makkox) April 12, 2020
don't come near!
throw the egg...
do not worry, I say,
throw it...
MAKKOX - happy Easter
Thursday 9 April 2020
makkox in english!!! - the moebius hex key
Fortunately, we opposed to declare ourselves a red zone, otherwise today who would produce the tanks and masks necessary for the outbreak of infection due to the fact that we opposed to declare ourselves a red zone...
Wait, can I say it again?
makkox - the moebius hex key
I have the author's permission
to devastate his work.
if someone feel the urge to help
is welcome (very)...
“In Lombardia non si potevano fare zone rosse, non si poteva fermare la produzione”: parla a TPI il presidente di Confindustria Lombardia. https://t.co/8gmOoXMj5t— TPI (@tpi) April 7, 2020
Wednesday 8 April 2020
phase 2 - so, can I come out? - VAURO!!!!
Saturday 4 April 2020
MAKKOX IN ENGLISH!!! - CLARK CAN'T
THE IMMUNES
THE I-MEN
THE SUPER HEROES WITH THE SUPER POWERS THAT WILL RESTART THE COUNTRY!
- I AM READY, WHAT SHOULD I DO?
- OK, FIRST YOU HAVE TO COLLECT TWO MILLION HECTARES OF TOMATOES
-EH?
- THEN YOU WILL WORK 1300 SHIFTS DAY AND NIGHT IN FIAT...
AFTER THAT...
- COFF! I FEEL A LITTLE COUGH...
MAKKOX - CLARK CAN'T
I have the author's permission
to devastate his work.
if someone feel the urge to help
is welcome (very)...
MAKKOX IN ENGLISH!!! - NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK
- Come on, don’t you want to go for a ride with Dad?
We go to the garden, there’s the carousel...
- ehi Pà, I told you : it’s 30 euros the first half hour and then 5 to go down...
- you asked 20 euro to Mom!...
- I was a beginnner
MAKKOX - NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK
I have the author's permission
to devastate his work.
if someone feel the urge to help
is welcome (very)...
Monday 30 March 2020
Friday 27 March 2020
MAKKOX IN ENGLISH!!! - Rome
- Do we authorize drones in Rome too?!
- yes, why? is there a problem?
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- AHO' BHÉ??!
- GIVE ME A LITTLE TIME, BUT ONLY 5 MINUTES, I’LL LEAVE RIGHT AWAY!
- LISTEN, DO AS YOU
I have the author's permission
to devastate his work.
if someone feel the urge to help
is welcome (very)...
Friday 20 March 2020
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