MAKKOX IN ENGLISH!!! - twitter profile with a kind request - how they talk,really, in the cartoon

"if you feel like asking me why my mattarella (or sometimes my salvini, or maybe my berlusconi, or whoever it seems to me) speaks in Neapolitan
(or in any wrong dialect it seems to me), block me directly.
I rather prefer :)"

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I cannot  translate dialect and slang... unfortunately c.o.